L&T Sex Chronicles #101-Part 2 *Chemistry* @6pm PST, 646-727-2914 TODAY!!!

Wednesday – “In The Studio with Lennis” @6pm pst, 646-727
Special Summer series – L&T Sex Chronicles #101.
First up is *PREPARATION*. How to prepare you and your mate to enjoy each other. We will be discussing the body and cleaning it, Spiritual, Mental, Physical.
UPCOMING SHOWS: Worthiness, Chemistry, Sacrifice, Do you pray prior to sex, and Does size matter. Tune in and join the show with your opinions or suggestions.
We will be doing the shows with humor, so be prepared for anything!  WEBSITE: www.theessenceofsuccess.com

If you have a topic of discussion TO contact me at website or Facebook – “The Essence of Success Network”, thank you..  Enjoy the show, and see ya every Wednesday.  We will have special guest through out the month.

 TODAYS SHOW – *CHEMISTRY* AT 6PM PST, 646-727-2914  Lennis & Tina will be discussing with humor, and learning.

Former NFL star Darren Sharper pleads guilty to rape to end series of pleas

 

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Former New Orleans Saints player Darren Sharper pleaded guilty Monday to rape in Louisiana, completing a series of pleas in four states that will see him serve at least nine years in prison for drugging and sexually assaulting women.

Sharper entered his plea — guilty to two counts of forcible rape and one count of simple rape —in a Louisiana state court in New Orleans, a short drive from the federal court where he pleaded guilty last month.

He could serve as much as 20 years under terms of a lengthy memorandum read in court Monday by state District Judge Karen Herman. However, he will probably serve only about another nine years, mostly in federal custody, if he complies with all the terms of that pact.

Those terms include Sharper’s help with investigations of two co-defendants in the Louisiana cases and a long list of requirements he will have to meet after his release, including registering as a sex offender.

Sharper, shackled and dressed in orange coveralls, sat quietly in court, answering, “Yes ma’am” to a series of questions from Herman while consulting with Nandi Campbell, one of his lawyers.

Sharper was first arrested on rape charges in Los Angeles in January of 2014 and has been jailed since February of that year.

Allegations of drug-related rapes in other states followed, resulting eventually in charges being filed in Arizona and Nevada, as well as in state and federal courts in New Orleans.

Attorneys announced a plea deal in March to resolve the charges in all jurisdictions. On March 23, Sharper pleaded guilty to sexual assault in Arizona and no contest in California. He was sentenced to nine years in Arizona and is expected to draw a nine-year sentence when sentenced in California in July.

On March 24, Sharper pleaded guilty in Las Vegas to a reduced felony: attempted sex assault. Sentencing there is pending.

The federal indictment in Louisiana charged Sharper and another man with distributing the drugs alprazolam, diazepam and zolpidem — more commonly known by the brand names Xanax, Valium and Ambien, respectively — with the intent to commit rape.

He was originally charged in Louisiana state court with two counts of aggravated rape, stemming from accusations that he sexually assaulted two drug-impaired women at his apartment in September 2013, and the count of simple rape involving a different woman in August 2013. The aggravated rape counts were reduced to the less serious state charge of forcible rape under the plea agreement.

Sharper is tentatively scheduled for formal sentencing in state court in Louisiana on Aug. 20 and in federal court on Aug. 21, but those dates are expected to change, in part because the Louisiana cases involve two co-defendants.

Brandon Licciardi, a former sheriff’s deputy in Louisiana’s St. Bernard Parish, is charged in state court with aggravated rape of a woman on Feb. 2, 2013. Licciardi also was charged with three counts of human trafficking for the purposes of providing sexual conduct and with one count of battery. He faces federal charges involving alleged distribution of drugs to commit rape and alleged witness tampering.

Erik Nunez, another Sharper acquaintance, was charged with two state counts of aggravated rape for his alleged involvement with the two women at Sharper’s apartment. Nunez also was charged with obstruction of justice. He is not charged in the federal case.

Licciardi and Nunez have pleaded not guilty.

Sharper was selected All-Pro six times and chosen for the Pro Bowl five times during a career that included stints with the Green Bay Packers and Minnesota Vikings. He played in two Super Bowls, one with the Packers as a rookie and in the Saints’ 2010 victory.

Cable company fined for refusing to stop calling woman, $229K

Time Warner Cable sent 153 automated phone calls to a Texas woman’s cell phone, and now must pay her $229,500. The calls were not even meant for her, a fact she made clear to the company. Araceli King sued the company in March 2014, but the cable giant still placed 74 more calls. A judge ruled that the calls were “particularly egregious violations” and fined the company triple the typical $500 fine for calling after a person requests a company not call again.

Many people dislike receiving robo calls. Araceli King disliked receiving 153 of them from a single company.

Time Warner Cable Inc must pay the insurance claims specialist $229,500 for placing 153 automated calls meant for someone else to her cellphone in less than a year, even after she told it to stop, a Manhattan federal judge ruled on Tuesday.

King, of Irving, Texas, accused Time Warner Cable of harassing her by leaving messages for Luiz Perez, who once held her cellphone number, even after she made clear who she was in a seven-minute discussion with a company representative.

The calls were made through an “interactive voice response” system meant for customers who were late paying bills.

Time Warner Cable countered that it was not liable to King under the federal Telephone Consumer Protection Act, a law meant to curb robocall and telemarketing abuses, because it believed it was calling Perez, who had consented to the calls.

But in awarding triple damages of $1,500 per call for willfully violating that law, U.S. District Judge Alvin Hellerstein said “a responsible business” would have tried harder to find Perez and address the problem.

He also said 74 of the calls had been placed after King sued in March 2014, and that it was “incredible” to believe Time Warner Cable when it said it still did not know she objected.

“Defendant harassed plaintiff with robo-calls until she had to resort to a lawsuit to make the calls stop, and even then TWC could not be bothered to update the information in its IVR system,” Hellerstein wrote.

The last 74 calls, he added, were “particularly egregious violations of the TCPA and indicate that TWC simply did not take this lawsuit seriously.”

A trial had been scheduled for July 27. Time Warner Cable spokeswoman Susan Leepson said the New York-based company is reviewing the decision.

“Companies are using computers to dial phone numbers,” King’s lawyer Sergei Lemberg said in a phone interview. “They benefit from efficiency, but there is a cost when they make people’s lives miserable. This was one such case.”

Charter Communications Inc.  agreed in May to buy Time Warner Cable for $56 billion. The merger has yet to close.

 

Tom Selleck Accused of Public Water Theft

A Southern California water district filed suit against Tom Selleck and his wife on Monday, claiming the “Magnum P.I.” star used a public hydrant to fill a commercial water truck on 12 different occasions, according to Courthouse News Service. The court documents allege Selleck continued filling his tanker even after cease-and-desist notices were sent to two of his homes in drought ridden California.th

Trading Halted on New York Stock Exchange (NYSE)

Technical difficulties were reported

The New York Stock Exchange temporarily suspended trading Wednesday in all of securities after reports of technical difficulties, the Intercontinental Exchange Inc.’s NYSE Group said. “It’s been a little bit of a bumpy day. We had some technical problems even before the opening,” said Art Cashin, director of floor operations at the NYSE, in an interview with CNBC. Trading stopped around 11:30 a.m. ET.

Trading in all symbols was halted on the New York Stock Exchange floor Wednesday due to an apparent technical issue. The NYSE tweeted that there was no sign of a cyber attack.

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Cosby bust removed from theme park

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A statue of Bill Cosby has been removed from a Disney theme park in the wake of revelations the comedian admitted in court he gave a woman drugs before sex.

The bust had been part of a Hall of Fame exhibit at Disney’s Hollywood Studios theme park in Florida.

Documents unsealed this week revealed Cosby testified in 2005 he had obtained Quaaludes with the intent of giving them to women he wanted to sleep with.

Mr. Cosby is facing a series of sexual assault claims dating back decades.

The 77-year-old has denied the accusations and has never been criminally charged.

Calls are mounting for other public tributes to the Cosby Show star to be removed, among them a mural at a Washington DC restaurant he has been known to frequent.

However, the Smithsonian’s National Museum of African Art, also in Washington, issued a statement on Tuesday saying it would continue to display artworks lent to the institution by Cosby and his wife Camille.

The museum said it was aware of the recent revelations about Cosby and that it “in no way condones this behavior”, but said the exhibition was about the artworks and not their owners.

Ben’s Chili Bowl in Washington is facing calls to remove its famous Cosby mural.

Some figures in the entertainment industry have also commented on the revelations in recent days, either to offer tacit support for the comedian or to publicly distance themselves from him.

Speaking on her TV show The View on Tuesday, Whoopi Goldberg reserved judgment by saying “you are still innocent until proven guilty” and that Cosby had “not been proven a rapist”.

In contrast, singer Jill Scott – formerly a staunch Cosby advocate – tweeted on Monday that she was “completely disgusted” and that the comedian’s “own testimony offers PROOF of terrible deeds.”

Film producer Judd Apatow, one of Cosby’s most vocal and consistent critics, said he did not feel the unsealed files, obtained by the Associated Press news agency, revealed “anything new”.

“It is only new to people who didn’t believe an enormous amount of women who stated clearly that [Cosby] drugged them,” he said in a statement to Esquire magazine.

“We shouldn’t need Bill Cosby to admit it to believe 40 people who were victimized by him,” continued the director and producer of Knocked Up, The 40-Year-Old Virgin and other film comedies.

 

We miss Rodney Dangerfield

Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, “How can I get my kite in the air?” He told me to run off a cliff.
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I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.
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My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass!
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Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
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A girl phoned me and said, ‘Come on over. There’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home!
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A hooker once told me she had a headache.
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If it weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all.
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I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, ‘Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?’ 
She said, ‘No, I hate myself now.’
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I knew a girl so ugly… they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
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My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
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I’m so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, ‘Why?’ He said, ‘Because you came home early.’
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My wife’s such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.
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I know I’m not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.
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My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.
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My wife likes to talk to me during sex; last night she called me from a hotel.
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My family was so poor that if I hadn’t been born a boy, I wouldn’t have had anything to play with.
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It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning and put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.
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I was such an ugly kid! When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.
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I was such an ugly baby that my mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
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I’m so ugly my father carried around a picture of the kid that came with his wallet.
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When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, “I’m sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through anyway.”
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I’m so ugly my mother had morning sickness AFTER I was born.
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I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, “Do you think we’ll ever find them?” He said, “I don’t know kid. There’s so many places they can hide.”
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My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
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I’m so ugly, I once worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I’d get.
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I went to see my doctor. “Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?” He said: “Nothing, your eyesight is perfect.”
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I went to the doctor because I’d swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
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Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room, he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times – three of those times I was reading it.
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One year they wanted to make me a poster boy — for birth control.
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My uncle’s dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.
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THAT’S WHY WE MISS RODNEY DANGERFIELD

 

World’s Longest & Highest Glass Bottom Bridge

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China Set To Open

World’s Longest And Highest Glass-Bottom Bridge

A bridge too far? China set to open the most terrifying walkway in the world, stretching a quarter-of-a-mile across a canyon at a dizzying height of 980ft… and it’s made of GLASS

  • The Zhangjiajie skywalk is set to open in July hovering over a 980ft drop
If you are terrified of heights you would be advised to stay well away from China’s latest attraction.
The Zhangjiajie Grand Canyon skywalk will hover over a nail-biting 980ft drop and is set to smash records to be the world’s longest and highest glass-bottomed bridge.
The dizzying footbridge, which spans between two cliffs in the national park of Zhangjiajie, will be open to brave tourists in July.
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Scotch with 2 drops of Water…

Scotch with two drops of water.


A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.  As the bartender gives her the drink she says, ‘I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today.’

The bartender says, ‘Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink.  In fact, this one is on me.’  
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, ‘I would like to buy you a drink, too.’

The old woman says, ‘Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.’

‘Coming up,’ says the bartender.
 As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, ‘I would like to buy you one, too.’

The old woman says, ‘Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.’

‘Coming right up,’ the bartender says.  As he gives her the drink, he says, ‘Ma’am,  I’m dying of curiosity.  Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?’

The old woman replies, ‘Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor.  Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.’

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs
And make love,’ and you answer,
‘Pick one; I can’t do both!’

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…..
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you’re barefoot.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
A sexy babe catches your fancy
And your pacemaker opens the garage door,

‘OLD’ IS WHEN… 
Going bra-less
Pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You don’t care where your spouse goes,
Just as long as you don’t have to go along.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .. 

‘OLD’ IS WHEN
.. 
‘Getting a little action’
Means you don’t need to take any fiber today.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car
In the parking lot.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN… 
An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up
To use the bathroom.

AND 

‘OLD’ IS WHEN… 
You are not sure these are jokes?

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