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THIS WAS JUST TOO COOL NOT TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE. I KNOW THAT YOU MAY OWN A CROCK POT OR TWO….JUST CLICK ON THE ONE YOU WANT AND IT OPENS A FILE WITH THAT RECIPE!!!
All Day Crock Pot Beef
Beef and Broccoli Stir-Fry
Beef and Pasta Casserole
Beef Diablo
Beef Fajitas
Beef Ragout Over Rice
Beef Tips
Beer Braised Beef in Crock Pot
Burritos Crock Pot Style
California Tamale Pie
Cattleman’s Beef and Beans
Cheeseburger Sandwiches
Cheesy Meat Loaf
Chili Beer Brisket of Beef
Classic Swiss Steak
Complete Crock Pot Dinner
Corned Beef and Cabbage
Country Swiss Steak
Cowboy Casserole
Cranberry Pork Roast
Crock Pot Beef Burgundy
Crock Pot Beef ‘n Peppers
Crock Pot Beef with Mushrooms
Crock Pot Beef Roast
Crock Pot Cabbage Rolls
Crock Pot Corned Beef and Cabbage
Crock Pot Creole Steak Strips
Crock Pot Delight
Crock Pot Easy Swiss Steak
Crock Pot Enchiladas
Crock Pot Fajitas
Crock Pot Fajitas II
Crock Pot Italian Beef
Crock Pot Meatballs
Crock Pot Rump Roast
Crock Pot Sauerbraten
Crock Pot Spaghetti Sauce
Crock Pot Swiss Steak
Crock Pot Taco Casserole
Fiesta Tamale Pie
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay
of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was
feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him
about, ‘What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?
Dinner is cold and I’m not reheating it’. And on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and
poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband’s client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all.
Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. ‘They’re not hanging Wright tonight,’ she said..
To which he whirled around and screamed, ‘FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON’T YOU EVER STOP?’
Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book. It’s called ……….
‘Ministers Do More Than Lay People’
The difference between the Pope and
Your boss, the Pope only expects you
To kiss his ring.
My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
Flash and it is gone.
The only time the world beats a path to
Your door is if you’re in the bathroom.
I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
It used to be only death and taxes
Now, of course, there’s
shipping and handling, too.
A husband is someone who, after taking
the trash out, gives the impression that
he just cleaned the whole house.
My next house will have no kitchen – just
Vending machines and a large trash can.
A blonde said, ‘I was worried that my
Mechanic might try to rip me off.
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid.’
Definition of a teenager?
God’s punishment…for enjoying sex.
As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way.
- JUST SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK ON THE YEAR AND IT OPENS UP A PLAYER FOR YOUR TUNES TO BE PLAYED,OR YOU CAN SELECT THEM OR PRESS SHUFFLE TO PLAY THEM AT RANDOM. Its a whole mixed bag of stuff – Stevie, Michael, Billy Preston, the Ames Brothers…etc…
JUST Click on the year and select your favorite songs.
YEAR 50-54
YEAR 55-59
YEAR 60-64
YEAR 65-69
YEAR 70-74
YEAR 75-79
YEAR 80-84
YEAR 85-89
Sit back, relax and enjoy …….. ! ! ! !
For all that has ever happened, is happneing now, and ever will happen,
is happening right now. This is the eternal moment, the time of your
new deciding.
Should we spank our children?
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Can you think of no other way to teach those that you say you deeply love? Is starling them,
scaring them, or hurting them the only way you can think of to instruct them.
Ours is a culture that has long used physical pain as a punishment for unwanted behavior
not only in children, but in adults.
YOU ACTUALLY KILL PEOPLE TO GET PEOPLE TO STOP KILLING PEOPLE.
It is insanity to use the energy that created a problem to seek to solve the problem.
It is insanity to repeat the behaviors you want to stop in order to stop them.
It is insanity to model behavior’s all over your society that you say you do not want
your offspring to copy.
And the highest insanity is pretending that none of this is happening, then wondering
why your children are acting insane.
EVERY ACT IS AN ACT OF SELF-DEFINITION.
thank you from my friend God.
We know we’ve got a problem, we just don’t know how to solve it.
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ANSWER: You do know how to solve it. You simply have not gathered the will to do so!
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FIRST, spend more time with your children. Stop acting as if they’re on their own from age 11.
Get involved, and stay involved, in their lives. Talk to their teachers. Make friends with their friends.
Exert an influence. Have a real presence in their lives. Don’t let them slip away from you.
SECOND, take an active stand against violence, and role models of violence, in their lives. Images
DO TEACH! Indeed, imagery teaches faster, and imprints deeper, than words.
Insist that those in charge of retelling your cultural story (movie makers, TV producers, video game
manufacturers, and other purveyors of imagery, from comic books to trading cards) create a NEW
cultural story, with a new ethic – an ethic of non-violence.
THIRD, do what it takes to make sure that instruments of violence and tools of violence are
unavailable to your children and your teenagers. Prevent easy access and effortless acquisition.
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Most important, eliminate violence from your LIFE. You are the greatest model for your children.
If they see you using violence, they will use violence.
TOMORROW PART 3, is it making you think – well it should!!!!!!
Re-creating school is not all we need to do. We need to make it clear that we are never going to ignite the thinking process and encourage independent inquiry if we allow children to spend twenty hours a week watching television, then twenty hours more glued to video games. Children will not learn much that way.
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ANSWER: On the contrary, they will learn a great deal. They will learn how to seek instant gratification, how to expect all life problems to resolve themselves in twenty-eight and half minutes, and to vent their frustrations over problems that don’t instantly resolve themselves by using violence.
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Entertainment industry executives deny that TV, MOVIE, AND VIDEO IMAGES, however violent, are responsible for young people’s violent behavior.
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ANSWER: Are these the same executives who sell SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS for a half million dollars apiece, claiming that they can influence behaviors in sixty seconds?
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Kids know it’s “just a game”
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ANSWER: Do you know what some police and military academies use to teach professionals quick hand-eye coordination, and to shoot to kill without emotion.
(Video Games)
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stay tune…….part 2 tomorrow
A guy goes to the DOT Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes- caffeine.”
“Have you ever been in the military service?
“Yes,” he says “I was in Iraq for two years.”
The interviewer says,”That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.”
Then he asks,”Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says,”Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.
The interviewer grimaces and then says, “O.K. You’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 – and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. Every day.”
The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don’t you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?”
“This is a government job,” the interviewer says, “For the first two hours, workers just stand around drinking coffee and scratching their balls. No point in you coming in for that.”.