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Speaking of Oprah, she had a rough week with the release of the unauthorized biography by Kitty Kelley. More startling revelations came out. For instance, who is Oprah’s daddy? Noah Robinson, an 84-year old World War II veteran who lives in Mississippi, says he’s her daddy, and he wants Oprah to take a DNA test. Oprah says no way! She dismissed the book as a So Called Biography and proclaimed This Too Shall Pass. In the meantime, there are Oprah family members who now wish they never talked to Kitty Kelley. Oprah’s 82-year old cousin/aunt, Katherine Carr Esters, says she was misquoted and tricked, and she regrets what she said about Oprah. Meanwhile, Oprah’s stepfather, Vernon Winfrey, is sticking by his statements in the book. In other “Mighty O” news, she is planning a reality show based on the final season of The Oprah Winfrey Show that will air on her new network OWN. We will see Oprah unwrapped with no makeup, having a bubble bath and living her life.
“The Love Machine” is turning the tables on his wife. Larry King was the subject of much ridicule last week when his wife, Shawn Southwick, filed for divorce claiming that Larry was cheating on her with her sister, Shannon Engemann. Shawn found receipts of the gifts the CNN host brought for Shannon: a car, jewelry, furs, clothing and her rent. Was Larry stepping out on his wife with her sister? Or, was he just getting back at his wife for fooling around with their son’s baseball coach. The coach is a cutie, and he’s talking. Hector Penate coached little league for the King children (Larry and Shawn have two sons), and he says an affair with King’s wife started immediately. He says he felt like he lived at the King home because he always there sleeping the with the TV legend’s wife. Penate is an aspiring actor, and he says he needed to go public with the affair. At 76, does Larry King need this? Divorce proceedings have been put on hold with the news of the couple’s problems surfacing. Sources say at this point, Shawn Southwick (King) should just stay put. Other sources claim that Shawn and her sister are in cahoots to take King’s money. Let’s just say there is no fool like an old fool.
Mo’Nique is at war with her family. The Oscar-winning actress opened up a can of worms when she gave Oprah Winfrey permission to interview her family about her oldest brother, Gerald Imes, molesting her as a child. At first, Mo’Nique gave her blessing. Then she saw the direction of the show, and realized she made a mistake. Mo’Nique feels her brother lied about the details of the abuse, and he was not sympathetic enough towards her. Mo’Nique’s brother Gerald admitted molesting her from the age of 7 to 11. He says he did while she was asleep, but Mo’Nique says it happened while she was wide awake. She is now refusing to speak to her family, and she won’t go back on Oprah. Gerald, who claims he was molested as a child, was also sentenced to 12 years in jail for abusing another child. This matter should not have been on TV. The whole family should have gone to therapy. Now they will never find peace. Mo’Nique is coming to Philly on May 21st with a comedy show at the Liacouras Center.
April 20 to May 21
Although there won’t be any groups sex or whips and chains, this sign loves sex and has an insatiable appetite. With both the male and the female, we’re talking a straight fuck of the up and down variety.
The Taurus man prides himself on being a good lover because he sets out to master the art of lovemaking at an early age. There won’t be much kinkiness with this slow, methodical lover, but the end result is a satisfying encounter. What he lacks in creativity, he makes up tenfold in this ability to “hang in there” (no pun intended) when others fall short. Men are turned on by musty odors, kisses and light touches to the neck and throat area. They also adore large asses, preferring these to tits.
The Taurus woman is titillated by hot, wet kisses in/on the mouth and neck, and lot of sucking everywhere. Her usually flawless skin should be complimented as soon as she discards her clothes, and her body should be treated like a temple. She craves oral sex and is a master (mistress?) at giving head; although she like to satisfy her partner, don’t expect any unconventional sexual behavior until she gains your trust. Taurus women have a affinity for lesbianism (everybody loves a Taurus!) as well as for nymphomania because they need sex and they need it often.
Scorpio is the opposite sign of Taurus. In fact, these two can barely stay out of the bedroom long enough to eat – food, that is. Compatible signs include Cancer, Pisces, Capricorn, and Virgo.
Aquarius – I Can Make You Love Me
Gemini – I’m A Lover Not A Hater
Cancer – I’m The Best At Sex!
Leo – I **** Like No Other!
Virgo – I’m The Wifey/Hubby Type
Libra – I’m Sexy As Hell!
Scorpio – I’ m Great In Bed!
Sagittarius – Baby I’m freaky
Taurus – I *** Better Than You
Capricorn – I Can Have Sex All Night Long!
Pisces – When I Put It On You, You’ll Be Sprung For Life
Aries – I Love Sex
Q.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Q What’s the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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What’s the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy while hurdling fences.
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Q.
What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A.
A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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Q.
Why is divorce so expensive?
A.
Because it’s worth it!
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Q.
What is the difference between ‘ooooooh’and ‘aaaaaaah’?
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About three inches
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Q.
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A.
It’s not hard
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Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
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Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .. They don’t have balls to scratch!
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Live well, laugh hard & love deeply!!!
Former NFL Coach Preaches the Gospel. When Tommy heard former NFL coach Tony Dungy was coming to Columbia to address inmates at the Broad River Correctional complex, the 39-year-old from Rock Hill said he was the first prisoner to sign up. He was not the last. Dungy, who became the first black coach to win a Super Bowl, with the Indianapolis Colts in 2007, shared his motivational, Christian-based speech with about 1,750 inmates Tuesday, encouraging them to move past their previous mistakes and focus on the future. Dungy spoke to three groups of prisoners at Broad River. His final stop at the complex was the softball field, where about 550 minimum-security inmates were treated to sunny skies, spiritual music from a Charlotte church choir, introductory remarks by Gov. Mark Sanford and a 15-minute speech from Dungy. It was a welcome break from prison life, said Tommy, who was asked to withhold his last name by prison officials. “It ain’t Disneyland, that’s for sure,” said Tommy, who is serving 17 years for strong-armed robbery. “By him being the first African-American coach (to win a Super Bowl), it’s uplifting. It was really nice to see him in person for a change. I enjoyed it. I think it was a positive influence.”
Since stepping down as the Colts’ coach following the 2008 season, Dungy has had more time to devote to his prison ministry. Though he was apprehensive the first time he visited a prison 14 years ago, Dungy said it was a natural extension of his coaching skills. “Especially with inmates, I can talk about, ‘We came up short over and over and over again. Lost that game in the playoffs. But we kept fighting. We kept working. And just because you don’t reach your goals in the past doesn’t mean you won’t in the future.’” Dungy had a couple of other speaking engagements Tuesday. He spoke at a luncheon at Columbia International University, and addressed USC’s team later in the day. Dungy said Gamecocks coach Steve Spurrier indirectly played a part in his getting his first head-coaching position at Tampa Bay. The Buccaneers pursued Spurrier, then Florida’s coach, in 1996 before hiring Dungy. “If he had taken the Tampa job, I don’t know where I would be,” Dungy said. “So I owe him a lot.”
Dungy, an analyst on NBC’s Sunday NFL studio show, retired with an overall record of 148-79. The 54-year-old finished as the career leader in wins for Tampa Bay and Indianapolis. He dismissed a question Tuesday about returning to coaching, and made it clear his current passion is counseling young people. Dungy famously mentored Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick last year when Vick finished serving a federal sentence for funding a dogfighting operation. “I can’t imagine the kind of mail he’s gotten because I know the mail I’ve gotten just for helping him,” Dungy told the prisoners.
In introducing Dungy, Sanford alluded to his personal problems. Sanford disappeared for five days in June, later admitting an extramarital affair with an Argentine woman that led to his divorce. “I would say in the last chapter of my journey I’ve learned more about grace and judgment and forgiveness than I have over the whole of my life,” Sanford said. “And part of what I learned is that every one of us needs God’s grace and the grace of others.” Sanford said he also learned that often people “need a coach” during difficult times. After his speech at Broad River, Dungy said he had not had a chance to talk with Sanford about his situation but might later.
Though he mentioned Vick, Dungy said he preferred to talk about two lesser-known inmates he worked with – a pair of Indiana teenagers who were imprisoned before they reached 19. One of the men played the organ at Dungy’s Indianapolis church before he ran up gambling debts and was charged with armed robbery. The other man, Brandon Robinson, started experimenting with drugs and alcohol. While serving a lengthy sentence for DUI and vehicular homicide after killing three people in a car wreck, Robinson earned GED and MBA degrees and now is the accountant in his family’s business. “It really doesn’t matter about your past,” Dungy said. “It’s where you’re going in the future, what you’re going to do.” SLED director Reggie Lloyd, who had a copy of Dungy’s best-selling book, “Uncommon,” with him Tuesday, said Dungy’s message resonates because of its honesty. “He genuinely lived it, and you always knew he was sincere about trying to change these young guys’ lives,” Lloyd said. “That’s what’s always been so impressive.”
Same Sex Marriage Yes, Divorce No. Same sex marriages have been a battle fought for some time across the nation. Now there are several states that have sprung up to help out the homosexual community and provide nuptials. But, now they face a problem that seems as though it may be a governmental joke. They can’t get divorced. Doesn’t it seem like the government is saying to them, “Be careful what you wish for you just may get it?” According to the Huffington Post, a judge in Austin granted a divorce, but the Texas Attorny General, Greg Abbott, is appealing the divorce decision. He is also trying to reverse a divorce that was granted in Dallas saying that “traditional definition of marriage means doing the same for divorce.” A judge in Austin granted the divorce, but Texas Attorney General Greg Abott is appealing the decision. He also is appealing a divorce granted to a gay couple in Dallas, saying protecting the “traditional definition of marriage” means doing the same for divorce. I don’t know, but it seems that this damned if I do, damned if I don’t, situation can be easily rectified with a simple stroke of a pen to legislation that has already made its way across Congress once. But just for the sake of getting their digs in, they may never find themselves acting hastily on the behalf of this issue. They’re sitting back saying, “You wanted to be married, now deal with it.”
Padded Bra Bikini’s Aimed at 7-Year Olds. Our babies are being targeted by the money hungry retail industry. Leading the charge is british retailer Primark. But they wouldn’t be selling this stuff if parents would show better judgement than to purchase a swimming suit with a padded bra inside for a child. What kind of ridiculous mess is that? They want the babies to appear that they have something they know they are not going to be sharing with anyone anytime soon. But not only are they selling padded bikini tops to seven-year-olds, they are selling BIKINIS to them! That may be old fashioned of me, but I think it’s horrible to see little girls in bikinis at that age. Hell! the grown women that embarrass themselves in them summer after summer is enough. Very few manage to fill them out properly. According to MSNBC, Primark was under fire immediately. Parents and politicians were in an uproar over what they called the “sexualization” of their children. Primark couldn’t snatch the bikini tops off the shelves fast enough. Not in the U.S. though. We are sitting by watching five-year-olds walk around in heels while shorts and dresses get shorter everyday and the fashions of those under 10 resemble those of their mothers. Have you tried to buy your four or five-year old daughter some shoes lately? Right! They don’t exist! And when you get lucky enough to find them a pair of shoes, the shoes and/or boots look like you should be buying them for yourself, not a five-year-old.