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Snotty Receptionist
> Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate
> exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all
> my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
> The waiting room was filled with patients
> As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that the
> receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like
> a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.
> In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME
> HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT
> IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”
> All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to
> look at me, a now very embarrassed man.
> But, as usual, I recovered quickly and in an equally loud voice
> replied, ”NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX
> CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”
>
>> The room erupted in applause!
> DON’T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!!!
I don’t know about you folks, but I’m tired of disgusting, disappointing, insult my intelligence television. It’s like the good, the bad, the ugly, the reality, the WTF?, the Really? tv.
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Let’s discuss with humour of course, how we can correct this situation, lol.
Friday, October 21st is the day we get to see the twin babies of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. Son Moroccan and daughter Monroe will be introduced to the world with Barbara Walters on 20/20. The babies were born in late April. Carey tried to sell the first photos, but she wasn’t offered the millions she hoped. This will be the first time we will see the twins.
SIDEBAR: So by now we have all seen the twins, what do you think? Do you think they Pimped
their children out? Seriously, what do you think???
Former American Idol Winner Fantasia had to answer a lot of tough questions this week. Fantasia is scheduled to star as Gospel Great Mahalia Jackson in a big screen movie bio. Fantasia says no contracts have been signed. She was told the investors ran out of money, so she thinks the project is on hold. Reports came out last week producers of the Mahalia project and family members were upset with Fantasia because she is pregnant by a married man. They also claimed she lied about her pregnancy claiming she told them she was gaining weight for the role and not pregnant. Who is telling the truth here? Will this movie ever get made? Fantasia is due at the end of the year. She is not happy with the recent reports about the movie project and questions about her relationship with a married man (Antwaun Cook). This has been a difficult pregnancy for Fantasia.
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Who leaked Diddy’s personal info? The rapper and media mogul is working with authorities to find out who leaked his personal information from his Black American Express Card. His personal numbers and financial information were listed on a website. Whoever did it had to be close to him……. maybe a mad babymomma? Hmmmmmmmmmm!
The re-launch of the Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) has been slow. Oprah has returned to TV along with a new addition: The Rosie O’Donnell Show. Both shows debuted to disappointing ratings.
Queen Latifah and Dolly Parton are teaming up for the movie Joyful Noise. The movie also stars KeKe Palmer and Courtney B. Vance and opens in theatres January 13th.
Alicia Keys will be doing the music for the new Broadway production Stick Fly, which debuts later this year.
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Ron Isley says he is looking forward to reteaming with R Kelly for Ron’s next project. Kelly is already working on his own project. Kelly’s CD Black Panties is coming out next year. Kelly says this CD will be very sexy and explicit.
Singer Roberta Flack is getting ready to release a new music project after eight years. The CD, featuring Beatles classics, comes out in February.
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Singer Kenny Lattimore recently opened up about his upcoming divorce from Singer Chante Moore. Lattimore says it is a private matter and that he is not gay, responding to rumors about his sexuality. He says he wishes it would have worked out, but they have a son and will always have a bond.
Mel B wants to lose the baby weight. The former Spice Girl and babymomma of Eddie Murphy recently had a baby girl with her husband Stephen Belafonte. Mel says she wants to lose some weight. She now weighs 165 and wants to get down to 132 with the help of Jenny Craig. Mel B is going to be the spokesperson for their overseas campaign.
Producer/Composer Nile Rodgers of Chic fame has finished his book, and the release date has been moved up. The book, Le Freak: An Upside Down Story Of Family, Disco And Destiny, is coming out October 18th. It will detail his music career and his battle with cancer. Rodgers has worked with Diana Ross, David Bowie, Mick Jagger, Madonna and Sister Sledge.
John Legend is now a television producer. Legend is producing a family comedy for NBC called Mixed Blessings.
An organization’s ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive business advantage.”
SKIRT ZIPPER
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, a young woman became aware that her skirt was much too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg higher. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn’t.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a slight grin to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more, but again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large man who was standing directly behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be
Samaritan, yelling, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know you!”
The guy smiled and replied, “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.”
Steve Harvey Chris Rock and Mo’Nique grace the new issue of Ebony magazine. The cover is hot as the magazine undergoes a new design. I love the new look of Ebony and the revised contents. Hats off to Amy DuBois Barnett and her amazing staff! Since I mentioned Chris Rock, he’s headed to Broadway playing a drug counselor in the production The M***F*** With The Hat (yes that’s the title). Previews kick off March 15th, and the play ends June 26th. Steve Harvey is gearing up for his Foundation’s Gala on April 4th in New York City. Sherri Shepherd will be co-hosting and honorees include Tyler Perry and Chris Rock and his wife Malaak.
Internet reports claimed 2010 Supporting Actress Oscar winner Mo’Nique “refused” to be a presenter at this year’s Oscars, even though previous Oscar winners always present the next year (she won Best Supporting Actress in 2010 for Precious).
Word had it that she was upset with Oprah Winfrey for doing a show with her brother Gerald Imes, who had sexually abused the actress when she was a child.
Nonsense, says her manager and husband Sidney Hicks: She had to shoot two episodes of her BET talk show Monday in Atlanta, so she made a point to announce the nominees last month.
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