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With No Proof Enquirer Reporting Obama Cheated With Aide. Well, we can’t say that we’re surprised ’cause you knew it was only a matter of time. The National Enquirer is claiming that President Obama is supposedly caught up “in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, D.C. Hotel with a former campaign aide.” Here’s what the rag is reporting:

A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old Vera Baker in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions. Now, the investigators are searching for a hotel surveillance videotape. While Baker has insisted in the past that “nothing happened” between them, reports reveal that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.