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PRACTICE LOVING THEM:

Here are some things you are not supposed to love. Practice loving them:
Sex
Money
Yourself
Power
Glory
Fame
Success
Winning
The Adulation of Others
Being Better
Having More
Knowing How
Knowing Why
Knowing God

“THE THINGS YOU WANT MOST”

Yet I tell you this: love, love, love the things you desire – for your love of them draws them to you.

These things are the stuff of life. When you love them, you love life! When you declare that you desire them, you announce that you choose all the good that life has to offer!

So choose sex – all the sex you can get! And choose power – all the power you can muster! And choose fame – all the fame you can attain! And choose success – all the success you can achieve! And choose winning – all the winning you can experience!

Yet do not choose sex instead of love, but as a celebration of it. And do not choose power over, but power with. And do not choose fame as end in itself, but as a means to a larger end. And do not choose success as the expense of others, but as a tool with which to assist others. And do not choose winning at any cost, but winning that costs others nothing, and even brings them gain as well.

Go ahead and choose the adulation of others – but see all others as being upon which you can shower adulation, and do it!
Go ahead and choose being better – but not better than others; rather, better than you were before..
Go ahead and choose having more, but only so that you have more to give.

And yes, choose “knowing how” and “knowing why” – so that you can share all knowledge with others.
And by all means choose to KNOW GOD, in fact, CHOOSE THIS FIRST, and all else will follow.

All of your life you have been taught that it is better to give than to receive. Yet you cannot give what you do not have.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn: Ex-IMF boss remains jailed

The former head of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) remained in jail on Friday after defence lawyers cited problems meeting bail conditions.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who denies charges of attempting to rape a hotel maid, posted bail of $1m.

He agreed to be confined to a flat rented by his wife, with an electronic monitor and kept under guard.

But residents of the Manhattan building refused to accept him, forcing lawyers to find other housing, reports said.

Mr Strauss-Kahn is charged with seven counts including four felony charges – two of criminal sexual acts, one of attempted rape and one of sexual abuse – plus three misdemeanour offences, including unlawful imprisonment.

His accuser is a 32-year-old widow originally from Guinea in west Africa who reportedly told authorities Mr Strauss-Kahn accosted her after she entered his hotel room to clean it.

Mr Strauss-Kahn, 62, denies the allegations and on 6 June is set to enter a formal plea.

He has spent four nights at the notorious Rikers Island jail in New York City since his arrest on Saturday over the alleged incident at the Sofitel hotel.

I’m baaacccck, is looking back Arnold Schwarzenegger

After 25 years, it’s splitsville for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver. The couple has four children. It was Maria who moved out. Schwarzenegger just left his post as the governor of California, and he wants his wife back. Shriver has wanted out of the marriage for a while, but she had to deal with a number of personal crises, including the death of her parents. Shriver has complained to friends that she felt underappreciated in the marriage and that Schwarzenegger has been ignoring her for years. She long dealt with rumored cheating and his out of control ego. The emotional toll with his erratic behavior became too much and she opted to leave.

Finland May Demand Investors Share Burden in Portugal Bailout

At a meeting in Helsinki yesterday, “most groups stated they want to have a kind of clear responsibility for investors in Portugal’s sovereign bonds,” said Kimmo Sasi, who heads the Finnish parliament’s working group on bailout talks, in a phone interview. The Social Democrats, which emerged as the second- biggest party after April 17 elections, will provide the “most important proposal,” he said.

Portugal this month became the third euro member to obtain aid as Europe’s sovereign debt crisis spreads beyond Greece and Ireland. Voters in Finland last month rewarded parties critical of bailouts, with the euro-skeptic True Finns winning record backing to become parliament’s third-biggest group. Finance Minister Jyrki Katainen, whose pro-Europe National Coalition is Finland’s largest party, will present his country’s stance on crisis-handling measures at a May 16 meeting of European finance ministers.

While Katainen would be able to get majority lawmaker support for a Portuguese bailout without the True Finns, he can’t do so without the backing of the Social Democrats. The party yesterday said it wants burden sharing to be incorporated into bailouts and demands a bank tax be introduced to help fund future financial rescues. The party also wants the option of restructuring to be available if sovereign debt burdens become unsustainable, while demanding that aid donors be first to get their loans repaid.

Celebrity Apprentice – 2011

The new season of Celebrity Apprentice is off the hook, and Donald Trump is making sure no lawsuits come out of it. Last week, Actress Lisa Rinna was fired, and she didn’t take it well. Rinna felt she was being attacked by Star Jones and Dionne Warwick. She accused the ladies of having attitudes and conspiring to get rid of her. After she was fired from the show, she took to her twitter account mocking Jones and comparing her to Halloween monsters. She also reportedly sent Jones nasty emails. Jones then contacted the NBC legal department, who had to make Rinna stop. Singer Dionne Warwick is showing a different side of herself on the show. Warwick surprised a lot of people with her forceful demeanor. A lot of her fans expressed outrage at her behavior. Dionne is no joke, and you don’t want to mess with her! But, she is going to have to be careful. She is known as a legendary entertainer, and her behavior on the show could cost her longtime fans.

In other Apprentice news, what’s going to happen to Richard Hatch? The former Survivor winner is part of the Apprentice cast and he is back in jail for failing to pay taxes. Will he be at the season finale?

The Man Rules

Finally , the guys’ side of the story
( I must admit, it’s pretty good)
We always hear
‘the rules’
From the female side
Now here are the rules from the male side

These are our rules!
Please note… they are all numbered ’1′ ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really!

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can – to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can – to give them a bigger laugh.

TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS

‘When a blind man leads a blind man, they both end up falling in the ditch’ (Matthew ) (15:14TM)

Your development, and in some cases your healing, can only take place when you walk with the right people!

Remember the story of the scorpion that asked a frog to carry him across the river because he could not swim? How do I know you will not sting me? the frog asked. If I do, we’ll both drown, he replied. So the scorpion hopped on. Half way across the river the scorpion stung him. As they were drowning the frog said, ‘You promised you wouldn’t. Why did you sting me? The scorpion replied, I cannot help it, it’s my nature to sting.

Learn to recognize toxic relationships and walk away from them before they take you down with them. A toxic relationship is like a body part with gangrene; if you do not amputate, the infection will spread. Unless you have the courage to cut off what will not heal, you will end up losing much more.

You cannot partner successfully with someone who does not share your goals. When you feel passionately about something but they do not, it is like trying to dance the fox trot with someone who only wants to waltz. You picked the wrong dance partner. Do not get tied up with someone who does not share your God-given purpose.

Some issues can be corrected through teaching and leadership, but you cannot teach somebody to care. And if they do not care, they will infect your environment, ruin your productivity and break your rhythm with constant complaints.
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After reading the article regarding Toxic Relationships below I decided to share as I believe that a lot of us have been and some of us still are in these kinds of relationships, but thank God most of us had enough sense to get out of them and if you are still in one – Run for your very life! LOL

Wendy Williams, Lil’ Romeo Confirmed for ‘Dancing With the Stars?’

You knew the list was gonna leak today, sooner or later.

ABC is set to reveal the cast for its forthcoming “Dancing With the Stars” tonight at the end of “The Bachelor.” TMZ, however, is not waiting around.

The website says it has confirmed 6 of the 11 celebrities who will appear on the show – among them Wendy Williams, who had been rumored to be part of the cast; and rapper Lil’ Romeo, who was booked for the show several years ago but injured his leg and was replaced by his father, Master P.

Below is the list of confirmed celebs and their partners, according to TMZ:

Wendy Williams & Tony Dovolani

Lil’ Romeo & Chelsie Hightower

Chris Jericho & Cheryl Burke

Kendra Wilkinson & Louis van Amstel

Kirstie Alley & Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Disney star Chelsea Kane & Mark Ballas

Sex Toy Store Gives Toys for Guns

Some people are so committed to their passions they will do anything to spread the….word. The owner of a sex toy store she’s willing to let people put their differences aside, dip into her merchandise and get a little freaky.

The Pleasures sex toy store in Huntsville, Ala., was put on the map when they opened the first sex toy store drive-thru. Now the owner, Sherri Williams, is serious about making love not war. She’s willing to exchange her merchandise, up to the value of the gun, with folks who want to get rid of the guns and make a treaty with their neigbhbor.

Her program starts today and she’s going to dedicate some of the funds to other charities.

Chinese Regime Bans New Year Scrolls

The ancient Chinese New Year tradition of decorating your doorway with Door Guardians and Spring Couplets to ward off evil spirits, has just received new inspiration from a prominent artist dissident. And while it’s struck a sensitive nerve in the Chinese regime, Chinese netizens are delighted with it.

With the Chinese New Year approaching, people in China have been turning to the Internet to purchase traditional Door Guardians and Spring Couplet scrolls, or to get ideas for making their own.

This tradition of hanging Door Guardians and Spring Couplet scrolls on their front doors to keep evil spirits away dates back thousands of years. This year, Door Guardians designed by outspoken dissident and artist, Ai Weiwei, have become a very popular New Year charm for scaring the evil. Chinese Internet censors quickly removed Ai’s blog. But despite their fast action, Ai’s Door Guardians are well on their way to doors all over China.

Old Tradition

The earliest mentioning of Door Guardians can be found in the 2,200 year-old Chinese mythological text “Classic of Mountains and Seas” or “Shan Hai Jing,” in Chinese. The Door Guardians were two ghost hunters who lived in an enormous peach tree on a mountain in the East Sea. They were very adapt in catching evil ghosts and feeding them to tigers.

The legends of the ghost hunters quickly spread, and people started hanging peach wood with the ghost hunters’ names written on it over their front doors, to protect their homes and families from evil spirits. Thus the ghost hunters became the Door Guardians. Later, the peach wood was replaced by paper scrolls with pictures of the Door Guardians and a pair of rhyming New Year blessings, called couplets.

New Meaning

The Door Guardians and couplets designed by artist Ai Weiwei give this old tradition a modern twist that has made them an instant hit with many Chinese netizens.

One of his couplets says: “Eliminate Cruelty and Evil, We Want Fairness–Diminish Ghosts and Demons, We Want Righteousness.”

Another one, freely translated, says: “Kill the Ghosts and Demons, Let Peace be Our Measures–Escape Police and Special-Forces, Here Come National Treasures.”

“National Treasures” refers to new slang terms invented by Internet users aimed at tricking the regime’s censorship software and breaking through the Internet blockade.

The “river crab,” or “He Xie,” is another phrase, and it’s pronunciation is the same as the Chinese word for “harmonious,” which the regime frequently uses such as in “harmonious society” to justify cracking down on any kind of human rights demonstrations.

When designing his Spring Couplets, along with depictions of the Door Guardians, Ai blends illustrations of the grass mud horse and river crab. There may also be a brick hidden somewhere in Ai’s New Year blessings to denote a “fierce battle of words” among Internet users and bloggers, and even an @ sign. All these strange looking characters have a special symbolic significance. They all express an extreme dissatisfaction with the regime’s despotic rule.

Many netizens are delighted with Ai’s Door Guardians and regard them as the perfect vehicle to vent their discontent during the New Year’s festivities. Others are concerned about the consequences if they posted these Guardians on their doors.

One blogger said, “Perhaps the legend is true, the Door Guardians can really make evil shiver.”

Another said, “How to put these couplets up is a problem. You have to worry about how your neighbors will look at you and about the possibility that those women working for the Neighborhood Committee might want to have a talk with you.”