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HOW IS NORMA?
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”
The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room number of the patient?”
The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.”
The operator replied, “Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse’s station for that room.”
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, “I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow.”
The grandmother said, “Thank you. That’s wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good news.”
The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?”
The grandmother said, “No, I’m Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit.”
TRUE STORY!
Sunday’s show we will be discussing the institution of marriage. It seem to have become an
obsolete value in America. Is it the cost of marriage, the cost of divorce? Is it the prenup?
Why are more folks living together, than a formal commitment?
These and more questions and hopefully answers on Sunday’s show. Please call in and join
the discussion, we are very interesting in what America thinks about the institution of marriage
and where it is headed in 2011.
www.blogtalkradio.com/Lennis or show title – “Talk 2 ME”
6-7pm only 1 hr. PST time, 646-727-2914.
Thanks to all for your participation, in this hot topic!
Rosy Cheeks
It might seem surprising that guys are fond of natural and girly textures and shades. However it seems that stage makeup and the one they would like to see on their girlfriends has almost nothing in common. Therefore take advantage of the latest rosy cheeks makeup trend and use a high quality blush to bring out those cheeks and look stunning both when you prepare for a date as well as a laid back outing into the mall. Learn how to choose the right cold or warm rosy shade taking into consideration your skin tone as well as master the right techniques of application. The sole condition to rock the look is to keep your face neat and apply the blush to your cheekbones rather than the apple of your cheeks. Top your barely there makeup with blush in order to boost the natural and dainty allure and look healthy.
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Long Eyelashes
If guys could vote for the most foxy and least annoying makeup product they would definitely go for the mascara. This formula indeed would dress up our plain eyes with a mesmerizing glimpse therefore make sure you don’t leave out this essential step from your beauty routine. Mascara is perfect to bring out your eyelashes even if you skip the other products. Choose the composition that best suits the length as well as density of your lashes. The eyes are the window to your soul as a consequence it would be wise to keep them in their best shape. Find out which are the latest inventions on the market when it comes of lash enhancement. For the uber-natural makeup choose the transparent version of the classy mascara and skip the colored ones as these might be a bit too much for your boyfriend.
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Nude Lips
Red Lips are the ultimate means to attract immediate attention, however it seems that if you ask the guys it might work on the red carpet still in casual or in the case of relaxed dates it might be a sign of an overdone makeup. Instead rely on the beauty and charm of nude lips as these radiate a healthy vibe and are more kissable and appealing for gents. Use simple nude lip balms, lipsticks or lip gloss is you necessarily wish. However it seems that sticky textures are not the real deal when you ask your boyfriend. Instead a silky and soft lip stick would do miracles with your lips by hydrating it and also securing its smooth condition. The perfectly conditioned and highlighted lips are some of the top notch secret weapons to steal the heart of men.
When a representative for actress Vivica A. Fox revealed this week that Fox recently became engaged to Atlanta club promoter Omar “Slim” White, an age-old controversy was reignited. The reason: Fox is 46 and White is nearly 20 years younger at 27.
Do older woman-younger man relationships work? There is some recent research which suggests they do not.
But whether they work or not, they are increasing. The British Broadcasting Company (BBC) carried a report recently saying, “The number of women marrying younger men has soared in 25 years.” And according to the U.S. Census Bureau (most recent figures come from 1996) during the 1970 to 1989 period the number of older women marrying younger men jumped by 10 percent when compared to the 1945 to 1964 period.
However, the bad news is that when an older woman marries a younger man, she may be shortening her life. A study published in the scientific journal Demography found that while older men marrying younger women tend to live longer, women who marry younger men actually lower their life expectancy. The study was conducted by Sven Drefahl of Germany’s Max Planck Institute for Demographic Research.
What Drefhal found was that when there is a 7-to-9-year gap between the man and the woman, the woman reduced her life expectancy by 20 percent. Conversely, the man’s life expectancy increased by 11 percent. Drefahl theorizes women may die younger due to the stress of their marriages appearing abnormal in society.
Tune in to tonight’s show – “Predictions for 2011″ at 6:00pm to 7:00pm PST,
www.blogtalkradio.com/Lennis. Phone number 646.727.2914
In Marietta, Ga., one of the most horrific cases of child neglect and/or abuse was discovered in August. According to Headline News, the children were removed from the home and the parents arrested, but the police had to first come to grips with what they were seeing. There were two children four and five, both morbidly obese and completely filthy. Their bodies were covered in spider bites, hair caked with lice and the four-year old was wearing a “urine-soaked diaper.” DISGUSTING!
When the police responded to a domestic abuse call, they found this horrifyingly filthy house infested with cockroaches, giant spiders, black mold and dirt throughout the bathroom and tub, and then a five-year old with rotting teeth weighing approximately 160 pounds and a filthy four-year old weighing approximately 90 pounds. But the most awful thing about the case is that the parents, James and Anne Cardona, both chared with second-degree child cruelty are already out on bond.
NEIGHBORS ACROSS AMERICA! Please don’t turn your head when you see this type of thing going on under your nose in your neighborhood. The authorities stated that the neighbors as well as James Cardona’s sister knew the conditions of the children, who were supposedly home-schooled yet could barely communicate, and yet reported nothing. For Real?!!! C’mon Son! We can do better!
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild,
fertile, and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced
of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and
all-conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn’t
make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to
meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80+, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.
She is the epithet of selfless love, in all ways
She is victory of any walkway
Her skills are numerous
She is the gateway to a glass house
She is the recorder of human correspondence
So much evidence to her providence
She is the scripture to a mans love
All blessings come from above
She is the Tribunal in families
The chess game of finesse
She is the book yet to be finish
Reconcile to her domicile
Woman to Woman
She is the window of spontaneous profane
Who remain in name
WOMAN
By Lennis excerpt from the book “Are YOU Ready?”
A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man. Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.
“What’s the problem, ma?” the hostess asked her
“Can’t you see?” the lady said – “I was given a seat next to a black man. I can’t seat here next to him. You have to change my seat”
- “Please, calm down, ma” – said the hostess
“Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I’m still going to check if we have any.”
The hostess left and returned some minutes later.
“Madam, as I told you, there isn’t any empty seat in this class- economy class.
But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn’t any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class.”
And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued
“Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class.
However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat next to an unpleasant person.”
And turning to the black man, the hostess said:
“Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class…”
And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet.”
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